Most Wonderful Time of the Year?

Lemme tell you.. there's cold.. and then there's this.

The Weather Network says it's only about -23, but I don't buy it. My thermometer says it's -35 and that makes a lot more sense.

5 minutes outside and you want to fall asleep so you don't have deal with it anymore.

After work today I stood outside waiting for a bus that didn't come. By the time the next one made it my Gatorade had ice chunks floating around in it. And this was the drink I was holding in my hand.

I hate, repeat, hate the winter.