Wasting Time Meme

Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following.
Go to your library.
Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.

How many songs? 1552

Sort by artist
First artist: 3 Doors Down - Let Me Go
Last artist: Bloc Party - Banquet (I don't know why the hell it's down there.. rightfully, the last slot should belong to ZZ Top's "Legs", but whatever, WMP is screwed beyond comprehension)

Sort by song title
First Song: #1 Crush - Garbage
Last Song: Zoot Suit Riot - Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Sort by time
Shortest Song: The Rodeo Song - Chris Ledoux (1:55)
Longest Song: Spiders (Kidsmoke) - Wilco (10:48)

Sort by album
First Album: ...And Then There was X - DMX
Last Album: Zoot Suit Riot - Cherry Poppin' Daddies

First song that comes up on Shuffle: Come Again - Thornley

Sort by search results
How many songs come up when you search for “sex”? 7
How many songs come up when you search for “death”? Zero.. although it found 2 artists with the word (Death from Above 1979 and Death Cab for Cutie)
How many songs come up when you search for “love”? 90.. there's a surprise
How many songs come up when you search for “you”? 240