By Devious Means

So for the past few days I've been moping because I wanted to go the Fringe Festival, but everyone I know is either a) out of town, b) A lifelong Edmontonian for which the Fringe holds no further appeal or c) Already been. Normally, I'd go partake in this just to say I've been, but deciding I'm boring enough lately without my only OTHER topic of conversation being that I went to the Fringe solo, I decided to forgo and have a Casa Cleaning weekend.

HOWEVER... the following is a conversation I just had with Shane, or 'The Other Man' as Mr. Roberts has dubbed him:

I says:
You're no fun anymore. You never talk.
The Little Lost Protege - I Miss BC says:
It's because I'm boring
The Little Lost Protege - I Miss BC says:
I have nothing to talk about
I says:
You're not boring. I like talking with you.
The Little Lost Protege - I Miss BC says:
I am boring.. I never do anything
The Little Lost Protege - I Miss BC says:
For example I'd LIKE to go to the Fringe today since I've never been, but seeing as everyone I know is either 'Boring' or 'Already Been this year' I have no one to go with so I won't
I says:
Well you never asked me.
The Little Lost Protege - I Miss BC says:
Good.. you're coming to the Fringe with me
The Little Lost Protege - I Miss BC says:
My evil plan worked

I'm going to the Fringe!