How to Get Rid of a Hangover 101

1. Drink lots of water. Drinked vitamin enriched water works best. 2. Sleep, and if sleep doesn't come easily, lounge naked in your bed with a fan turned full blast on you.
3. Text message random people from bed, just to satisfy yourself that you didn't dance naked on a picnic table in your drunken stupor.
4. Down some more water, followed by a multi vitamin and a tylenol. Read a cheesy novel.
5. Go steal the last 2 pieces of your roommate's stuffed crust pizza, eat it in bed.
6. Do not smoke. At all. It won't make you feel any better, and you can totally do without.
7. Avoid looking at the goth roommate's pasty white skin when he does something ill advised like wandering around in only his boxer briefs. If you must be the vicinity, make sure a garbage can is readily available.
8. Drink some more water. You should have consumed at least 2 litres by this point.
9. Make some toast smothered in cheese. Eat, and follow by another litre of water.
10. Spend the latter half of the day in an outdoor pool with 2 gay men.

Honestly... I feel great now!