I should be cleaning

The first time I was ever in a bar was when I was 16.. the bouncer was busy hitting on my friend and didn't bother carding us
That bar doesn't exist anymore
My landlord is gay
So are both of my roommates
I think my brother might be, too
I'm terrified of heights
I didn't used to be, but when I was 6, the Shrine Circus came to town and my uncle made my ride an elephant
I don't eat fish because the same uncle that made me ride the elephant took me crab fishing and then dropped the crab I befriended into a pot of boiling water
I can't stand drinking pop most days
Because it makes me remember every hangover I've ever had after drinking highballs
My middle name is Lee
I think it's boring, and endeavour that if I ever have kids, I will break 3 generations worth of tradition and give her a weird MN like Kimora
Yeah, Kimora
I've been cleaning house all morning
I hate cleaning
But I really like buying fun cleaning supplies
I seriously suck at playing dating head games, because I hate head games
I'm secretly jealous of people who play them so nonchalantly though
I like this one guy I'm seeing but I'm embarrased to tell people I met him online
I'm also embarrased to admit my longest relationship ever was also concieved online
I sometimes wonder why I stayed with him for so long
I have one ex that I may never get over