Fatigued

Let me just say that I had absolutely no concept of how truly exhausted I was until just now, just over 2 hours away from the beginning of my shift at Hallmark.

I'm not sure I've ever felt less like working in my life.

I have about all the focus and powers of concentration of a dishrag, and my thoughts keep jumping back and forth between rational, applicable thoughts and random absurd ones.

So my question to myself, and I will pose it to you as well, dear Reader, is.. what's my excuse for calling in sick?

I need a nap.