This is why..

I should go to bed early.

The following MSN conversation I personally cannot be held responsible for... My sleep deprived mind is to blame. Honestly.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
I think I need to rob a bank now

I says:
Me too.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Ok..

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Let's rob it together..

I says:
We'll have to go watch that movie that's coming out first though.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
I have bubblegum, a pop can, a leather catsuit and felt markers..

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
You think of a good idea

I says:
We need a trained monkey and a harpoon gun.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Umm..

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Does a barely housetrained puppy and a water gun work?

I says:
Also two one way tickets to Buenos Aries.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
How about 6 bus tickets?

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
I mean, honestly.. Work with me, here!

I says:
LOL

I says:
I'm trying. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Buy another one..

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
We can add it to our inventory

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Submit your receipt to payroll at the end of the week

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
But honestly.. I think I have paperclips too.. might they come in handy?

I says:
Uh, payroll huh?

I says:
Only with a superconductor.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Yes.. this could be lucrative...

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
I don't have one..

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Do you?

I says:
Payroll?

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
A superconductor..

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
C'mon.. I'm offering up everything I own to make this succeed..

I says:
If we had a payroll, we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
An idea incorporating all these possessions into a genius idea would be great!

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
We do..

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
He's not on the payroll though

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
He just pushes papers around his desk

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
He still doesn't know he didn't get paid last pay period

I says:
I am lost.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
I'm crazy.. so we're even

I says:
Okay.

I says:
Sounds good.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Just let every rational thought you've ever had flow out of your head and you'll be in my state of mind

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Ok.. then submit your reciept to Lincoln..

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
He'll probably eat it.. but won't you be proud of how proactive you were in getting it to him in a timely matter

I says:
Okay.

I says:
Can I write it on an old movie stub?

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Ummm No..

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
What if Revenue Canada wants to audit our books?

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Well.. what movie?

I says:
Carbon copies.

I says:
King Kong. That one should be big enough.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
*sigh* No No No...

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
They'll never accept it

I says:
Photocopies?

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
It's possible..

I says:
Stone etchings?

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
That'd be good

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
You have some extra stone slabs?

I says:
Right beside the lobster tank.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
You have a lobster tank?

I says:
Sure. Out on the balcony.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Wow..

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Are they trained fighting lobsters?

I says:
They're stunt lobsters for movies.

I says:
Mostly boiling pot scenes.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Really?

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Were they in that movie with the lobsters?

I says:
All four of them.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Wow.. that's so cool

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Do you train them yourself?

I says:
No. I just inherited them from carnies.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Oh..

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Can I meet them?

I says:
They're a little shy.

I says:
Well not shy so much as pinchy.

I says:
They've names too.

I says:
Snappy, Big Red, and Stu.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Weren't there 4?

I says:
No. 4 movies.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
That's so amazing..

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Where did you meet the carnies?

I says:
Do you really have a leather catsuit?

I says:
At K days.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
That's hot..

I says:
What's hot?

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Well it's not so much a leather catsuit as it is a collar that's made of leather that my cat wears

I says:
LOL

I says:
That fits the bill I suppose.

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
Lobster toting carnies at K Days

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
I think so too

The Little Lost Protege - You can't be me.. I'm a rockstar!! says:
So which bank?

I says:
Bank of America. Road Trip!


To my future partner in crime, thank you for letting me get away with the stupidity.. here's some worktime reading for you. :)