I Like to Borrow, Too

Grab the book nearest you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says.
"I'm not exactly sure when or where or how I got the nerve,"

Stretch out your left arm as far as you can- what do you touch first?
One of my dining room chairs

What is the last thing you watched on TV?
An episode of Mystery Science Theatre with Wayne last night

Without looking, guess what time it is.
10:45

Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
11:23 -- DAMMIT.. I was overestimating.. where is time going?

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Panic! at the Disco is playing on my PC.. and Summer killing the stuffed bear with the bell in it

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 15 minutes ago.. chasing the dog to tie her up before she escaped.

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
ivillage.com -- I was checking out my horoscope

What are you wearing?
Black slacks, a pink and white button-down blouse and a leather wristband

Did you dream last night?
I did, although I can't remember what it was about. I remember something about a labyrinth, and trying to save my Christmas tree from some sort of inevitable doom, but that's it.

When did you last laugh?
About 5 minutes ago, I was telling mom how the chinese grocery store a few blocks away does everything.. laundry, cuts keys, sells porn.. and she cracked a joke about them selling tiger gallbladders and black market steroids.. and then it struck me... I wonder if they do?

What is on the walls of the room you are in?
The Green Day calendar Ryan bought me for Christmas, a cork board with bills I have to pay on it

See anything weird lately?
Summer nonchalantly laying on top of Lincoln while she chewed in the toy she'd just stolen from him.. made me reminiscent of childhood fights I'd had with my siblings, when I'd steal their toys and chew on them. Err...

What is the last film you saw?
I guess you could classify the episode of Mystery Science Theatre I saw last night a film, or maybe Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders, the film it was clobbering.

If you became a multi-millionare overnight, what is the first thing you would purchase?
A great property with a good sized house

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would it be?
Less political correctedness... make using tact mandatory instead. Or something.

Oh, and pass a law which prevents dogs and cats from being bred for and sold from pet stores.

Would prevent dumb people from impulse buying the cute puppy in the window, only to abandon it 6 months later when it chewed up their Jimmy Choos.

Do you like to dance?
All the time -- for any reason, to any song, with my dog and by myself.