I'm a few clowns short of a circus, and unfortunately I've disillusioned myself into thinking I can write. Godspeed.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Three Things

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Bridgit - Pretty Standard
2. Bree - Jayson, Ola and Corey are typically the only people who use it
3. B - Again, fairly standard, but I answer to it better than I do my actual name


THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Being Lost - I have a great sense of direction, not knowing where I am would utterly terrify me
2. Dark water/Sharks - I think this is residual from watching Jaws when I was young.. not knowing what's under the surface is extremely unnerving for me.. I've never swam in the ocean
3. Betrayal at the hands of someone I care about


THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Cigarettes
2. Caffeine
3. Sleep

Don't let that be a reflection on who I am.. or do.. I don't care.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A red turtleneck
2. Brown Slacks
3. My Fuzzy Dog Slippers


THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Everclear
2. Green Day

3. Our Lady Peace

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Simply Irresistable - Robert Palmer

2. Everything to Everyone - Everclear
3. Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Danger

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A FRIENDSHIP:
1. Witty Banter
2. Understanding
3. Longevity


TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. My dog and I perfect a dance routine to remixed version of 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' on my days off
2. I once rescued a baby squirrel that fell out of a tree and nursed it back to health
3. I have an insatiable sex drive

(Longtime readers of my blog will know the lie, since both truths have been mentioned)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Eyes
2. Smile
3. Arms


THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading
2. Dogshows/My Dog
3. Surfing the Web


THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW:
1. Learn another language (I was dabbling in Esperanto earlier today)
2. Be having drinks with a good friend
3. Having sex


THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Spain
2. Australia
3. Someplacein South America


THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Olivia
2. Adele
3. Logan

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Learn another language, and speak it fluently

2. Write a book and have it published
3. Have sex under a waterfall


THREE WAYS YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY
1. I always climbed trees faster than all my friends
2. I blatantly announce to all my coworkers when I'm going to 'have a dump'
3. Sex is on my mind 24/7/365

THREE WAYS YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I love playing with makeup
2. I'm a shoe-horse

3. I cry during romantic comedies/romances/sitcoms/Disney Cartoons

THREE RANDOM FACTS ABOUT MY CLOSET:
1. It houses a shoe collection that would have most men running for the hills, screaming 'She's too High Maintainence!!!'
2. My dog hides in there from the garbage truck on pickup days
3. 3/4 of it's contents are brown.. I have a penchant for brown clothing

THREE ITEMS IVE NEVER WORN BUT HAVENT TOSSED
1. A white studded tube top
2. A 'dog show outfit' my mom bought that got passed on to me
3. Really high cork heeled platforms with a rawhide lace that wraps around your ankles

THREE THINGS I WILL NEVER GET RID OF NO MATTER HOW UGLY THEY GET
1. My family ;)
2. The shoes my parent's bought me for my Sweet 16.. they're too small and sort of warped now, but I know Mom and Dad didn't have much money then, and I loved those shoes
3. The few friends who have stuck by me through everything :)

THREE ITEMS THAT PEOPLE WOULDN'T EXPECT TO FIND IN MY CLOSET
1. A tennis racket.. because I'm such a sporty person, right?
2. Spurs for horseback riding
3. Leather Pants

THREE ITEMS THAT MADE ME GO, OH LORD, WHAT WAS I THINKING
1. My Grade 8 picture
2. Emails from my Ex
3. The little green lingerie inspired top I bought in May... I'm too big and too flat for something like that

THREE THINGS I HAVE A SURPRISING NUMBER OF
1. Books
2. Male friends
3. Packages of steak in my freezer

THREE DOMINANT COLORS IN MY CLOSET
1. Brown
2. Red
3. Black

1 Comments:

Blogger Quirky Cori said...

You know, leather pants didn't surprise me!

Monday, November 7, 2005 at 6:16:00 AM PST

 

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