The Perks of being a Scorpio

My favorite quote today:

"I'm a typical Scorpio. That means I'm a businesswoman in public, and a total slut in the bedroom" - Jenny McCarthy

I've always wanted to do a blog entry about what it means to me to be a Scorpio.

I love my sign.. it's one of the most sexually charged, mysterious and strangely alluring signs in the Zodiac. We can be generous to a fault -- Empaths to no end, or we can be heinous, spawns of Satan hell-bent on ruining you and everyone descended from you. Typical Scorpios have such stark black or white personalities, we either love you or hate you (and vice versa), but don't often just tolerate you. Gray areas are a rarity with a Scorpio.

Jenny said it well.. in the sack we can be voracious, animalistic and experimentative, or we can be soft and kitten-like, but we're never boring. The term 'mattress-back' has no place being used as references to a Scorpion lover. Although some people may raise an eyebrow about our techniques, with a Scorpio the job always gets done, and well!

We crave knowledge, just as we crave power, and we all know how the old adage goes.

We're intense, have strong emotions, and an immensely jealous nature. We're capable of ruining you simply for cutting us off in traffic, and the more unstable among us will likely even try. We never forget when someone hurts us, and although we'll give our love and trust easily once, it may take a lifetime for you to earn it back if you've ever lost it.

We act tough, all cool and cynical, but under the surface we're surprisingly vulnerable and extremely prone to turning into utter kittens at a soft word during a private moment. We're weird.. we want constant proof of affection and hate it when we're with someone who fails in this respect.

Wine us, dine us, shower us with a affection, but you had better be prepared for the upkeep.. we expect it forever. :)

We also want someone with enough secrets to keep us interested.. Scorpios LOVE hidden things. BUT, if you're one of the (un)lucky few involved with a Scorpio, understand us and let us possess you, but don't let us control you into submission. We have a nasty habit of going overboard.

At work we're hugely involved in whatever our job entails and often have a tough time refraining from 'shop talk' because we don't understand why more people don't find it as involving and interesting as we do. We need constant challenges and pressures and we're willing to work hard at what we do to release the huge reserves of energy we have for our livelihoods. We also love positions of power, and in that respect, the office and the bedroom vary very little. :)

Have a great night everyone!