My day in a nutshell

Hand delivered flyers advertising our new service: 600

Phonecall inquiries about new service: Nada

Stairs walked up and down: Thousands

Small puppies rescued from busy intersections: Just one

Mailboxes marked 'No Flyers/No Junk Mail/No Anything': At least 50

Utter satisfaction in realization that I'm getting paid to take a walk on a beautiful spring day: HAHAHA.. Priceless!